Welcome to The Real Housewives of Velaris
✨ Gigglin’ gals gallivanting through fantasy realms ✨
Hosted by Blakely & Kylie, two book-obsessed BFFs who are still crying about a princess who loved her kingdom and never shut up about morally gray love interests.
Think of us as your chaotic book club besties—just with mics, ADHD, and too many annotated books. From the Night Court to whatever spicy realm we’re currently frolicking in, we’re here to overanalyze Empyrean theories, track eye colors like it’s CSI: Fantasy Edition, and scream about everything from crux lore to chapter cliffhangers.
So grab your beverage of choice (wine, tea, emotional damage), and prepare to laugh, theorize, and get way too attached to characters who will definitely hurt us.